All I Have to Offer Is My Own Confusion



I got my friend Parker some magnet letters for his fridge.

4:38 pm, by thevisionbeautiful
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Star Trek: The Next Generation season 8.

A twitter dedicated to plot lines that might have been if TNG had gone on one more season.

I believe it is a new form of torture to find this, the most perfect Trekkie joke, and have no one to share it with.

4:20 pm, by thevisionbeautiful
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This is a real thing. This is a real thing my mom got me.

12:46 pm, by thevisionbeautiful
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White Christmas - Otis Redding.

(Source: oldhollywood)

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11:36 pm, reblogged by thevisionbeautiful
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Last night I went to a party where I was the only guy wearing pants. Also, my girlfriend and her friend were the only girls fully clothed.

(It was a Sexy Santa Christmas party, and there were two guys with their dicks in boxes.)

That’s college for you.

10:37 am, by thevisionbeautiful
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aconversationoncool:

Louis Kahn, Kimbell Art Museum.

This is in Fort Worth. It is a world famous art museum, and I grew up down the street.

8:21 pm, reblogged by thevisionbeautiful
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scipsy:

Dress like Sagan (via Kottke)

Ever since I saw Cosmos, I wear my Carl Sagan outfit when I’m feeling particularly one with the universe.

10:18 pm, reblogged by thevisionbeautiful
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Truth be told, I am amazed I have any followers on this tumblr.

I would like to apologize to anyone who is foolish enough to follow this nonsense.

11:45 pm, by thevisionbeautiful
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Get Lost - Tom Waits.

New Tom Waits! I cannot emphasize this enough. New Tom Waits!

(Source: hello-zombie)

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7:30 am, reblogged by thevisionbeautiful
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maxistentialist:


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY ANNOUNCES FIRST EXPANSIONFull game and first expansion will be available November 7th at CardsAgainstHumanity.com
The makers of Cards Against Humanity, the best-selling party game for horrible people, have announced a brand new expansion that will be available on November 7th. The expansion features 80 white cards, 20 black cards, and, for the first time, blank cards which will allow players to seamlessly add their own suggestions and inside jokes to the game. The expansion will be available for purchase at http://www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com for $10.
In addition to the new expansion, Cards Against Humanity, which has been sold out since July, will be available in limited supply for $25.
Cards Against Humanity is also available under a Creative Commons license as a free do-it-yourself download at http://www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com.
Cards Against Humanity began as a project on Kickstarter.com in December 2010, seeking to raise $4,000 for a first printing. The project was wildly successful, raising over $15,000 in two months from 750 supporters. The game was made available to the public on Amazon.com and instantly shot to the top of the bestsellers lists, becoming the top-selling product on Amazon.com’s game, card-game, and toy categories. The first printing sold out in under one month.
Cards Against Humanity has been called “Simple, yet well-executed” by the Chicago Tribune Puzzler, “pretty amazing” by The Onion AV Club, “the game your party deserves” by Thrillist, and “a game” by The Daily Beast. In his review for Kill Screen Magazine, Mathias Crawford described Cards Against Humanity as “non-sequitur, offensive humor in the vein of my generation’s cultural touchstones like Mr. Show,” and said the game “recruits its players as both writers and actors.”
“We’ve seen a surprising demand for our game,” said Cards Against Humanity co-creator Josh Dillon. “We’ve had an overwhelming level of fan participation since we launched the game, and we’ve been hearing requests for this expansion before we even started thinking about it.”
Ben Hantoot, a co-creator and designer for Cards Against Humanity said, “We hear all the time that Cards Against Humanity has become an important source of shared humor for the groups that play, and our most-requested feature is blank cards that enable players to contribute their own inside jokes. I think they’re going to love how well the new blank cards fit into the game.”
“I feel like we really worked through a lot of our personal issues in this expansion,” said Cards Against Humanity writer and co-creator Eli Halpern.
“Cards Against Humanity is an inside joke that has spiraled out of control,” co-creator Max Temkin said. “We apologize for making this game available to society again.”

Any Tumblr media outlets that want an advance copy of Cards Against Humanity to review, please contact me at CardsAgainstHumanity@Gmail.com.

I am adding this to my list of “Things I Will Buy Immediately”.

maxistentialist:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY ANNOUNCES FIRST EXPANSION
Full game and first expansion will be available November 7th at CardsAgainstHumanity.com

The makers of Cards Against Humanity, the best-selling party game for horrible people, have announced a brand new expansion that will be available on November 7th. The expansion features 80 white cards, 20 black cards, and, for the first time, blank cards which will allow players to seamlessly add their own suggestions and inside jokes to the game. The expansion will be available for purchase at http://www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com for $10.

In addition to the new expansion, Cards Against Humanity, which has been sold out since July, will be available in limited supply for $25.

Cards Against Humanity is also available under a Creative Commons license as a free do-it-yourself download at http://www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com.

Cards Against Humanity began as a project on Kickstarter.com in December 2010, seeking to raise $4,000 for a first printing. The project was wildly successful, raising over $15,000 in two months from 750 supporters. The game was made available to the public on Amazon.com and instantly shot to the top of the bestsellers lists, becoming the top-selling product on Amazon.com’s game, card-game, and toy categories. The first printing sold out in under one month.

Cards Against Humanity has been called “Simple, yet well-executed” by the Chicago Tribune Puzzler, “pretty amazing” by The Onion AV Club, “the game your party deserves” by Thrillist, and “a game” by The Daily Beast. In his review for Kill Screen Magazine, Mathias Crawford described Cards Against Humanity as “non-sequitur, offensive humor in the vein of my generation’s cultural touchstones like Mr. Show,” and said the game “recruits its players as both writers and actors.”

“We’ve seen a surprising demand for our game,” said Cards Against Humanity co-creator Josh Dillon. “We’ve had an overwhelming level of fan participation since we launched the game, and we’ve been hearing requests for this expansion before we even started thinking about it.”

Ben Hantoot, a co-creator and designer for Cards Against Humanity said, “We hear all the time that Cards Against Humanity has become an important source of shared humor for the groups that play, and our most-requested feature is blank cards that enable players to contribute their own inside jokes. I think they’re going to love how well the new blank cards fit into the game.”

“I feel like we really worked through a lot of our personal issues in this expansion,” said Cards Against Humanity writer and co-creator Eli Halpern.

“Cards Against Humanity is an inside joke that has spiraled out of control,” co-creator Max Temkin said. “We apologize for making this game available to society again.”

Any Tumblr media outlets that want an advance copy of Cards Against Humanity to review, please contact me at CardsAgainstHumanity@Gmail.com.

I am adding this to my list of “Things I Will Buy Immediately”.

3:47 pm, reblogged by thevisionbeautiful
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