January 2012
2 posts
Star Trek: The Next Generation season 8. →
A twitter dedicated to plot lines that might have been if TNG had gone on one more season.
I believe it is a new form of torture to find this, the most perfect Trekkie joke, and have no one to share it with.
December 2011
4 posts
Last night I went to a party where I was the only guy wearing pants. Also, my girlfriend and her friend were the only girls fully clothed.
(It was a Sexy Santa Christmas party, and there were two guys with their dicks in boxes.)
That’s college for you.
November 2011
3 posts
Truth be told, I am amazed I have any followers on this tumblr.
I would like to apologize to anyone who is foolish enough to follow this nonsense.
October 2011
16 posts
1 tag
1 tag
Throughout the month of September I only did one shoot.
Since I was 16, I had not done less than 10 shoots in any given month, even that time I had all my cameras stolen.
I have never felt so empty and pathetic.
The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that...
– Stanley Kubrick
The 5 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name... →
Fuck yeah, SCIENCE!
True Story: The first time I read this, I was in the middle of English class, and we were supposed to be working on our essays, and tears were literally falling down my face, because I was struggling so hard to not burst out laughing during the silence. The thought of doing so only made me need to laugh harder.
You up there in the future, you can look back and feel that we should have known...
– John D. MacDonald.
September 2011
63 posts
No worries, guys. I found the instruction manual... →
I’ll have the ship up & runnin’ in no time.
You will die and find out everything — or cease asking.
– Tolstoy (via nevver)
wellalright:
if netflix has taught me anything it’s that you have to live every day like they’re going to take your shows down tomorrow.
every second counts, there’s no time to waste.
Certainty, in inverse proportion to intelligence
– (via magnificentruin)
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
– Salvor Hardin.